11 things you only ever say on WhatsApp when you’re going to Burning Man…

I LEAVE TOMORROW!! Am I ready? Probably not.  I’m what’s known as a Virgin, (this will be my first time at Burning Man) and in the run up to the event I’ve been prepping with a friend in London, mostly on WhatsApp. And some of our conversations have been a little…. er…. well.

Here then, are my top 11 things you will ONLY ever say if you’re getting ready for Burning Man.

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And I’m sure there are many, many crazier conversations going on between other Burners right now… I’d love to read what they’re saying too. Seriously, this is going to be the weirdest, the most bizarre, but possibly the most exciting thing I’ve ever done. See you when I’m back!