A few thoughts on Kim Kardashian’s biggest asset ever (her new app)


Yes, that’s app, not ass. I personally like Kim Kardashian’s ass more than I think I’d enjoy her app, though. I had the good fortune to photograph her once in Sydney. We set her up on a fake date with one of the radio presenters I worked for at Nova 969. I got quite a few nice wide-angle shots of that ass as she climbed on and off a yacht, which my bosses were pleased with. I’ve never had another career moment quite like that one – I didn’t know whether to pat myself on the back or jump off a cliff.

Kim (cos I can call her that, seeing as we’ve met) seemed very nice and humble, despite her entourage of about twenty-five. But I digress. I really am just quite shocked right now, reading all about how she’ll pocket $85m from a new app that’s made $200m already. She could buy a LOT of dresses with that.

Or she could save a small African nation.

Or just buy more dresses…

But, yeah, that’s a lot of money, isn’t it!?

According to Forbes, Kim made $28 million last year. I’m not sure how. I still don’t know what she does. I should probably Google that but every time I go to do so, I hate myself a little more and always stop. It’s been a few years now and I still don’t know what she does, except be married to Kanye West. Which is a career in itself I’d imagine. Good for her.

Anyway, I think I’ll download this app – give a girl a bit of support, you know. Seeing as we’re friends and she boosted my career so much…