Aliens in the White House…

3547611248_alien_parking_sign_006-61465121043_xlargeJust got a newsflash on my phone: ‘Small one-person helicopter lands at White House West Lawn. Pilot in custody.’

I know I should click on it for the full story but I prefer what my imagination is telling me, and that is that a child-size helicopter from the future has been thrust upon this earth, hosting a tiny alien baby, in the hopes that Mr President will adopt him.

When all seems safe and well, and we’ve become accustomed to a growing alien in our midst, he will take over completely and become the leader this planet needs and deserves.