Comedy night at the Canna Clinic…

Today I learnt two things. The first is that penguins have knees inside their bodies. Yes. Knees. Inside. I'm not even kidding. The second is that if you go to a comedy show in a cannabis clinic and don't smoke/consume a thing, you will get high anyway and you will laugh like a toddler on half a kilo of gummi bears, even at the jokes you know aren't funny. You will also laugh at people and things you shouldn't laugh...Read More

Best things to see on Commercial Drive in Vancouver. OK, maybe not the best…

I was just eating my sushi on a restaurant patio last night when a man seemingly dressed as a Mario Brother climbed a nearby tree and started throwing small sticks into people's hair from above. He seemed to be enjoying himself immensely. I can't say the same for the numerous girls we had to watch pulling twigs out of their ponytails though. My friend said he was probably a druggie. I said he was probably just awesome. You never know...Read More

Proving my roots: The nonsense that is taking the IELTS test in London…

"PUT YOUR PENCILS DOWN! PENCILS DOWN, NOW!!!" Dumbledore boomed. I almost jumped out of my plastic chair, nerves shot to sh*t. I have a problem with authority. I realized in a heartbeat yesterday why I hate office jobs and didn't like school very much either. As soon as someone tells me what to do, a little voice in my head screams "screw you, no!" and I just don't want to do it. Anyway, the blubbering, sweaty-faced man who looked a...Read More