Come to your senses…

Come to your senses, says the sign. Come to your senses and relax, while spending $99 on a manicure and pedicure.

Um…

No.

I will not be spending almost one hundred dollars on getting my nails polished, because quite frankly, that would not be coming to my senses. That would mean losing my mind.

The French polish isn’t even included. How much is a fucking French polish?

I will endure scruffy hands and feet and then I will return to Bali, where I can get year’s worth of manicures and pedicures for the same price. With French polish.

Thanks for the offer, though.