If you hate birds in general you’d probably be better off NEVER looking at this website, which features things like this:
And this…. (holy SHIT)
Seriously, I don’t know who comes up with this stuff, but it’s the kind of stuff that haunts your dreams no matter how hard to try to forget it. I’ll be dreaming about little birdies flying to my door and unlocking it with a key… and pecking me on the face till I DIE. I can’t deal with things like this. My imagination takes it even further… way further. Too far.
So yeah, if you’re like me, don’t look at this website. You’ve been warned.