And also, the convenient magic potion that sent the animals to sleep so Russell Crowe and Emma Watson could have fire-lit tea parties without being eaten by lions.
Also, the baddy who had more of a cockney accent than Michael Caine and somehow survived hidden for nine months on the ark, eating animals he cooked with a candle.
Oh and Anthony Hopkins, who should have known better.
I’m also a tad concerned about the ending (double spoiler alert) as I see no other way they can continue mankind without resorting to incest. Maybe that’s the sequel?
Maybe I’m just tired but if that’s a hint at actual creation, no wonder we’re all screwed up.
Although… I do believe there were giant rock monsters once. Obviously.