Know your strengths…

06-111I’m sitting in the cafe. It’s just me, two loud ladies who sound like they’re from Essex, and a blonde with her boyfriend. An Essex lady approaches the blonde.

‘Excuse me, have you done any modelling?’

Blonde: ‘Yes I have actually.’

Essex: ‘Ah right yeah we thought you ‘ad. We run a modelling agency, would you be interested in working with us? We ‘av loads of work at the moment love, loadsa campaigns, do you ‘av a portfolio you can send us?’

Blonde: ‘Great, yes, I’d love to, thanks!’

Me: ‘I’m also available?’

Awkward laughter.

Well, it never hurts to ask.