We should give these to ALL the pigeons in London until the whole city is a sparkly rainbow! Granted we’d be covered in shit, but what a talking point. People would come for miles to see Big Ben how it is now… a shimmering beacon of birdy-poopy perfection, compared to how it was = BORING.
I know they say not to eat these pills that make you poop glitter, but oh, oh, oh, I want to know. I want to know now what would happen if I did.
Shall we start a group experiment, or should we just go ahead and feed the birds?