rose petal bath

The time I… took one of those sexy rose petal baths

Yes indeedy, that is I... bathing in a tub resplendent with rose petals. This was about... God I think maybe ten years ago now... in a hotel somewhere in Oman. I was going through some old photos on Facebook when I found this one. It was born around the era us millennials will come to know as that time we stopped loitering outside Boots eating Monster Munch till our photos were printed, stopped sticking them in albums to be remembered...Read More

Dubai’s ‘Spiderman’ and the filthy handprints…

Some people are just mental, aren’t they? This French daredevil dude, who’s in all the papers for climbing the Burj Khalifa in Dubai, clearly has issues. He’s being called ‘Spiderman’, which I think is a bit silly because we all know Spiderman used awesome webs that shot from his palms in order to climb buildings. Spiderman didn’t need any ropes – pah! Allegedly Robert first climbed a building at the age of 12. He only did it cos someone locked him out of...Read More

It’s getting hot in here, so put on ALL your clothes…

                    God damn you Gisele Bündchen – how DARE you reveal your ugly flesh to the people of Dubai? BAAHAHAAA!!! I love this. Poor supermodel Gisele's campaign is just too darn hot for H&M in the Middle East. She’s had to be photoshopped wearing extra clothing so her pics can go on display in all the shopping malls and mags over there. Mmmm…. Nice. We're just loving that faux white t-shirt...Read More

Burqalicious Bonus! Deleted Pics…

So, here it is. The latest in my series of deleted entries! Not so much an entry, this one - more a series of photos that there wasn't room for in the book. If you haven't read it yet, GET CRACKING, but if you have, you can look at these along with the part about the Iransion, when Stacey and I set up camp unwittingly on an Iranian inventor's landing. Ah, memories. We stuck it out for a good four...Read More

Burqalicious – Deleted Diary Entry…

Behold! It's time for another deleted entry from the book. And no, not just because I'm feeling unoriginal and can't be arsed to blog properly today (well, OK, maybe a little bit). This one was written and photographed shortly after Ewan and I moved into our new place together on the building site. Can't believe we actually lived like this, haha! 04/08. An unfortunate blockage... This. Is. Bullshit. Seriously, the last thing I need right now is to find my entire...Read More