Last night I slept on some fleas…

Last night I slept on some fleas on a sofa in a hostel lounge room, but you know what? That's OK. Honestly, that is fine by me because soon as I walked into the dorm room and heard the industrial vacuum-esque soliloquy of a snoring man who, had he been sleeping outside on the lawn could have sucked a passing plane from the sky and brought it to land on his face I thought no... No way. No fucking WAY...Read More