What do you mean it’s not a perfume?

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I saw this Yoga Mat Mist today and my first thought was, “Why would anyone want to smell like a yoga mat?” Seriously. And then I realized that I know nothing about this strange new world and that actually it’s not a perfume meant to ensure you smell spiritual, it is actually something you spray onto your mat to eradicate the stench of sweat.

I don’t think I need it yet.