Would you eat this Panda Dog?

I don’t know if I’ve ever wanted a pet as much as this… well maybe before I got my first hamster Haffertee, but this little dog has made me re-think my whole pet-free stance. In China right now it’s all the rage to tart your basic dog up to look like a panda! Apparently the “look” lasts six weeks and people are very happy with it… in fact, demand far outweighs supply. To think, just a short while ago these dogs just would have been eaten. Yummy.

Don’t worry, no chemicals or cruelty is administered during the change… although we’re pretty sure none of the dogs were asked if they wanted to look like a bear. Mind you, if that’s what they have to do to stop being eaten…

If anyone’s going to China let me know! I’d like to place an order please. I’d like mine well done (up) with extra black around the eyes.